Art Linkletter would love this

Art Linkletter used to have a television show called "Kids Say the Darnedest Things." Linkletter would interview children who would (as kids often do) say something so off-the-wall and funny.

Yesterday I spent several hours pushing our lawn mower. After that was done, I was wiped out. I exclaimed, "My legs feel like Jello-O." To which my seven-year-old son replied, "My legs feel like applesauce."

A few weeks ago, my son was preparing to go summer church camp. I told him that he would be in the woods and have to walk through the woods. To this he said, "Will I need a gun to shoot the deer?"

If you want a good laugh, my son will be the next "Last Comic Standing."