Saturday, April 12, 2008

A Great Way to Save Gas

I think I have an idea that would save massive gasoline consumption. Since the liberal, environmentalist Democrat types will not let us increase supply by drilling for oil in Alaska or the Gulf of Mexico, we have to decrease demand.

No, I am not talking about ethanol or driving wind up cars.

Imagine the obscene amounts of gasoline consumed every week by non-athletes driving their super fast cars around a giant oval. They go absolutely nowhere. They drive for a couple hours and wind up right back where they started. Where I come from, that is called being lost. They burn thousands of gallons of gas, used hundreds of tires, and think they actually accomplished something.

Banning auto racing would saved thousands of dollars and thousands of gallons of gas per week. Imagine the saving over the span of a year or decade.

1 comment:

Roy said...

You need to move away very quickly my friend. The gap-toothed hordes will be descending on you in their pickups with the number 3 in the window. Grab the women and children and flee while you have time.